Friday, 28 December 2012

An Unproductive Congress?

A headline in the Huffington Post caught my eye today. It proclaimed that the latest Congress could be set to be the "most unproductive" since the 1940s. I'll confess that I consider most legislative assemblies to be totally "unproductive" so my reaction when I read the headline was - "so what's new?"

It may actually do the US (and I suspect if the UK could achieve a similar situation) a lot of good to have a legislature that can't agree on anything and so doesn't pass any new legislation for its term of office. Certainly in the UK, we have suffered from far too much new legislation over the last 20-odd years. Almost 80% of the current Statute Book has passed in the last 16 years, and most of that has not "improved" our lives at all, rather the contrary. The problem is, of course, that the parasites  MPs/Congressmen/Representatives that infest sit in most legislatures have to justify their existence somehow and, since they actually generate no income, create no jobs, and live off everyone else's earnings (like the civil servants who actually run the country) the only way they can make their mark is to "pass another little law."

No, even after reading the Huff Post article, which does actually highlight the problem of the Congress refusing to "raise the debt ceiling" and increase taxes. This will impact on the Federal Government's ability to pay teachers, civil servants, medics and the military. It will cripple the Obama Care package and it will impact on jobs across the board, but it will, on the plus side, prevent the passage of a lot of nuisance legislation which would probably impact almost as heavily on the economy.

I always find it interesting that our legislators - in every country - never seem to make the connection between the latest "little law" and the run of unintended consequences it has for everyone else.

Maybe an "unproductive Congress" will prove to be a good thing in the long run ...

Thursday, 27 December 2012

A Baltic Affair released ...

The publisher has uploaded A Baltic Affair to Kindle and Nook and I expect the same will happen over the next days to the other eBook distributers. The book will be available early in the new year as a paperback as well. It has been published by IndieGo ePublishing, based in the US.



Book Description:
Captain Petroc Gray, commander of the ship-rigged sloop of war, HMS Kestrel, is drawn into diplomacy, intrigue, and espionage when he rescues the Freiherr von Dieffenbach and his family off the island of Rügen in the Baltic. The Freiherr is an important and valuable connection in the struggle to beat the Napoleonic Continental blockade of British trade, and his daughter, Silke, is a delightful young woman with a quick wit, brilliant intelligence, and a keen eye for observing the events unfolding around them. The ever-changing political alliances of the Northern European and Scandinavian states—war, sea battles, storms, death, and Napoleon’s “hundred days” leading to the defeat at Waterloo—all conspire to frustrate Petroc’s intention to seek Silke’s hand in marriage, right to the last. But Petroc isn’t one to be easily defeated, whether he is navigating the open seas or matters of the heart, and Silke stands bright and strong in his life like a beacon in a safe harbour.
As soon as I am able to I will post the direct links to the suppliers websites.

Monday, 24 December 2012

Silent Night, Holy Night ...

Christmas Eve is always special. Liturgically, it is when the Christmas decorations should go up, the figures should begin to gather round the household Nativity scene and the family gather to celebrate the coming of Christ into the world. Here, in Germany, we have had the Weinachtsmarkte in almost every city and town throughout Advent, but now people are thinking of celebrating the feast itself.

It may surprise some to know that what in Britain, Australia, South Africa, the US and Canada, is regarded as a "traditional" Christmas Dinner, is not necessarily the meal in Germany. Here it tends to be more along the lines of what a family favours. The Monk has, however, succeeded in introducing a traditional English Christmas Pudding to this small corner of the Taunus which causes some confusion and amusement - since "pudding" in Germany means a vanilla sauce ...

However you keep it, I wish everyone reading this a very blessed Christmas and a great year to come.



May the peace of the Christ child be with you now and always.

Final Preparations ...

Christmas Eve is upon us, the presents wrapped (though in our case one is rather to active and mobile to be wrapped), food stocks are in, wine is selected, meals planned, so we're ready  to celebrate Christmas. It is so pleasant to live where the shops don't open on Sundays, won't be open tomorrow, and have, in fact, already closed forthe most part today. Maximising profits does not trump either the meaning of Christmas or the recognition that it and all other festivals should be and are "family" time, not "shop until you drop" time.

Now we have our church service this evening, then a quiet time watching the television (Dinner for One is essential Christmas viewing!) a few walks with Harry to be undertaken and general relaxation. Plus, of course, an improted Christmas Pudding and a Christmas Cake to be enjoyed over the next few days.

Wunderbahr.

Saturday, 22 December 2012

Military Humour ...


Military humour tends to be pointed and task oriented. It comes in a number of forms, but the best examples are always those based on the reality of what they are supposed to be doing ...
"If the enemy is in range, so are you." 
-Infantry Journal
 
"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed." 
-US. Air Force Manual
 
"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword, obviously never encountered automatic weapons." 
-General Mac Arthur
 
"You, you, and you... panic. The rest of you, come with me." 
-Infantry Sgt.
 
"Tracers work both ways." 
-Army Ordnance Manual
 
"Five second fuses last about three seconds." 
-Infantry Journal
 
The three most useless things in aviation are: fuel in the bowser, runway behind you, and air above you. 
-Basic Flight Training Manual
 
"Any ship can be a minesweeper. Once." 
-Naval Ops Manual
 
"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do." 
-Unknown Infantry Recruit
 
"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up to him." 
-Infantry Journal
 
"Yea, though I Fly Through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I Shall Fear No Evil. For I am at 50,000 feet and climbing." 
-Sign over SR71 Wing Ops
 
"You've never been lost until you've been lost at Mach 3." 
-Paul F. Crickmore (test pilot)
 
"The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire." 
-Unknown Author
 
"If the wings are travelling faster than the fuselage it has to be a helicopter - and therefore, unsafe." 
-Fixed Wing Pilot
 
"When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane, you always have enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash." 
-Multi-Engine Training Manual
 
"Without ammunition, the Air Force is just an expensive flying club." 
-Unknown Author
 
"If you hear me yell "Eject, Eject, Eject!" the last two will be echoes." If you stop to ask "Why?" you'll be talking to yourself, because by then you'll be the pilot."
-Pre-flight Briefing from a Canadian F104 Pilot
 
"What is the similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots? If a pilot screws up, the pilot dies... but If ATC screws up... the pilot dies." 
-Sign over Control Tower Door-
 
"Never trade luck for skill." 
-Author Unknown
 
The three most common expressions (or famous last words) in military aviation are: "Did you feel that?" "What's that noise?" and "Oh shit!" 
-Authors Unknown
 
"Airspeed, altitude and brains. Two are always needed to successfully complete the flight." 
-Basic Flight Training Manual
 
"Flying the airplane is more important than radioing your plight to a person on the ground incapable of understanding or doing anything about it." 
-Emergency Checklist
 
"The Piper Cub is the safest airplane in the world; it can just barely kill you." 
-Attributed to Max Stanley (Northrop test pilot)
 
"There is no reason to fly through a thunderstorm in peacetime." 
-Sign over Squadron Ops Desk at Davis-Montham AFB, AZ
 
"You know that your landing gear is up and locked when it takes full power to taxi to the terminal."
-Lead-in Fighter Training Manual

Friday, 21 December 2012

The World Ends Today ...

Not.

The origins of this particular bit of doomsday prophecy don't come from the Mayans, it has its roots in a rambling, magic mushroom inspired but of writing from the 1970s. It is merely one of the latest bits of misinformed drivel so beloved of a vocal and sometimes aggressive group now labelled by some as "conspiracy theorists." Frankly, I doubt they're even that. Their main stock in trade seems to be a form of paranoia. "They/It/The universe/The Government" are out to get us. "They/It/The Universe/The Government is hiding the truth! We're all gonna die!" Yahoo News has a good article covering five examples of "the end of the world is today!" which never happened.

The Monk, Mausi and our pup Harry will not be waiting on any mountain tops, nor will we be battening down any hatches and stocking up for the seige. Our day will be spent in all our usual activities as we prepare to celebrate Christmas.

See you all again tomorrow, the first day of the rest of our lives.

Thursday, 20 December 2012

People in "Poverty" rises again ...

I note with interest that the figures for "people living in poverty" in several western European countries is up again, and all the usual campaigners are jumping up and down about the need to increase "benefits." But in the same week that these figures have emerged, a less well publicised bit of information came out. The UK (and to a slightly lesser extent, Germany) have very generous benefits for child care, tax breaks for those on low incomes with children, generous allowances and policies for housing, heating and, of course, "income."

Stepping aside from these for the moment, there is a third item to ponder in this matrix, immigration. We are all familiar with the usual image of immigrants, in the UK, as being from the East, probably Muslim and from failing and poverty stricken backgrounds. In Germany as well, the usual image is of migrants from the Middle East, seeking work and an escape from the constant tensions there. But, as the UK's most recent census has flagged up, this may not be true. In fact, in the UK, people from India, not Pakistan/Bangladesh are the largest immigrant group and the Pakistani element is actually third or fourth on the tally. It may surprise some to know that Polish people now occupy the second spot on the "immigration" statistics and one of the reasons for this will almost certainly surprise many, should they actually read it up.

Put simply, the UK and Germany, Holland, Belgium and several other Northern and Western European nations offer far more generous support for low paid workers than their homeland! One Polish mother, interviewed by Yahoo News, was quite open about it. Where Poland has a set sum for "Child Support," the UK has a basic amount per child, plus certain tax allowances which effectively increase the value of this money. Then the Housing Benefit, Income Support and the tax allowance she receives because she is on "low pay" all add up to a far more generous package than she enjoyed at "home." A similar story has emerged in Holland and the Belgians have identified this problem as well. Is this a case of the system being "exploited?"

I would say no. Why? Let me be frank. Who among us does not want a better standard of living for ourselves or our children? Who among us would not, if we had to live on the basic income level in our own country and struggle, move to another country where the allowances and support is more generous if we had the option? These folk are not "cheating" anyone, they are using Marx's direction to take their labour to where they can obtain a fairer and more equitable level of reward. Given that to do it they must adopt a new language, learn to live in a new and though related culture, still one with many more differences in practice than they are used to, these folk are simply doing what they need to do in order to improve their lot.

The problem is, of course, that they actually slew the statistics the "bleeding heart" pundits base their argument upon. The German statistics show that "people in poverty" has increased from 14% in 2007 to 16% in 2011 and, of course, there are calls for an increase in "benefit" to "lift people out of poverty." I note that a similar increase has occured in the UK and the same call is being made there. But now comes the crunch, the "people in poverty" figures are taken from the numbers of people living on certain "benefits," and those now include the steady trickle of Eastern Europeans seeking a new life and a better deal for their children.

As the Polish lady cheerfully identified to the interviewer, she is doing a job, low paid, that could be done by a native Brit, and receiving help for her family. She got the job because no one in Britain was prepared to do it. Why? It all comes back to that generous "benefit" package. Why work when, if you did, you'd lose the benefits you currently enjoy, have to pay the full rates of income tax, national insurance and so on - only to find that your earnings now come out below what you get in "benefits?" This is the vicious circle that over generous "benefits" create by becoming a disincentive to work.

I suspect that the answer to lifting people out of poverty is to find a way to incentivise them to find work and develop their productivity. That is not going to be easy, largely because, at least since the end of the Great War, there has been a strong under current against any position that involved either "service" or some sort of "tied living" arrangement, both of which could provide a lot of jobs if properly regulated. The "benefits" themselves have become so embedded in the psyche of many as a "right not to work" paid for by "government" and therefore "free," is another part of the problem. We used to laugh at the antics of Andy Capp and his long suffering wife Flo, and though he was a stereotype, he did typify a certain mindset. It will not be easy to change that either!

As the Bible says, there will always be those who are "poor," sometimes through choice and sometimes by their own inability to manage themselves or their incomes properly. We must, obviously, provide a safety net for those who are caught in this trap, but that net should never be one from which they are not encouraged or enabled to escape. And, as I was remonded recently by a friend, "poverty" is also a state of mind, often completely unrelated to material wealth.