The Chav Prayer

I cannot resist posting this. It was sent to me by my youngest daughter. I have no idea who the original author is, but he or she has hit all the nails straight on the head -

Our father,

Who art in prison

Mother knows not his name.

Thy chavdom come, thy shoplifting be done,

In JJB Sports as in Poundland.

Give us this day our welfare bread

And forgive us our ASBOs 

As we Happy Slap those who give evidence against us.

Lead us not into employment

But deliver us free housing

For thine is the chavdom

The Burberry and the Blackberry

For ever and ever.

Innit

As I said ...