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Thursday, 21 June 2012

The Chav Prayer

I cannot resist posting this. It was sent to me by my youngest daughter. I have no idea who the original author is, but he or she has hit all the nails straight on the head -

Our father,
Who art in prison
Mother knows not his name.
Thy chavdom come, thy shoplifting be done,
In JJB Sports as in Poundland.
Give us this day our welfare bread
And forgive us our ASBOs 
As we Happy Slap those who give evidence against us.
Lead us not into employment
But deliver us free housing
For thine is the chavdom
The Burberry and the Blackberry
For ever and ever.

As I said ...

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